by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

Super Bowl Media Day is always an event.  There are strange questions, strange questioners and even stranger answers.  Sports comedian Jeff Wozer has compiled a list of the top things overheard in Minneapolis.

  • “Both teams combined have as many ex-Bills as Minnesota has lakes.”
  • “I wonder if we’ll see this week the reclusive Rex Ryan?”
  • “Hey look – Uber snowmobiles!”
  • “Rumor has it Brady cut his hand playing with Belichick’s hoody sleeve knife.”
  • “Quick, let’s wrap up the questions. Here comes the Buffalo News Jerry Sullivan.”
  • “Minnesota is the home of 10,000 lakes and the NBA’s Timberwolves. Gee, what a shock the halftime entertainer is Justin Timberlake.”
  • “Brady has a chance to make his untouchable Super Bowl record even more untouchable – most Super Bowl touchdown passes to white guys.”
  • “NFL Films has a new blooper film coming out titled ‘Buffalo Bills Press Conferences.’”
  • “I wonder if NBC will use the Super Bowl to hype its Winter Olympics coverage?”
  • “Kegger tonight in Belichik’s hotel room!”
  • “Vegas set 11 as the over/under on reviewed plays being overturned in the Patriots favor.”

Jeff Wozer also wondered what would be different in Buffalo if Jon Bon Jovi bought the Bills.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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