by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

-Never used the $10 Mighty Taco gift card Terry Pegula gave him for his birthday last year.

-Will miss this year’s Dyngus Day parade.

-Never pressed John Murphy to return his borrowed hedge trimmer and now he won’t return his calls.

-The Ohio DMV claims the vanity plate “Sexy-Boy” is already taken.

-His 2018 Fantasy Island season pass is non-refundable.

-He’ll forever miss Tuesday nights when he and Channel 4’s Jacquie Walker would team up to      dominate DJ Trivia.

-Never took up Sean McDermott’s weekly invites to go tobogganing at Chestnut Ridge.

-Just checked his Consumer Beverage Growler Club status and he’s only 11 points shy of a free refill.

-Thanks to teammate Nick O’Leary, never needed a tee time for Brighton Golf Course.

-Was anxious to return to St. John Fisher to see if where he wrote on the dorm room door “Tyrod wuz here” is still visible.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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