by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

The Sabres traded for defenseman Brandon Montour this week.  One of his former teammates in Anaheim was Sabres great Ryan Miller.  Sports humorist Jeff Wozer has uncovered the advice that Miller gave Montour about his team team and new city.

• WGR’s Paul Hamilton can get you free tickets to the musical “Hamilton.”

• Terry Pegula’s Netflix password is “CaptainUnderpants.”

• Every kiss does not begin with Kay. In Buffalo it begins with a sixer of Genny Cream.

• Governor Cuomo does a great job as Sabretooth.

• Wegmans courtesy umbrellas make for thoughtful wedding gifts.

• Not to be missed: Jacquie Walker’s annual Woodlawn Beach Rave party.

• Avoid the 290 at rush hour. As its number suggests it takes 90 minutes to go 2 miles.

• Heads up: Schopp and the Bulldog is a radio show, not the title of a children’s book.

• Need a NY driver’s license? Terry Pegula will take the road test for you.

• If you’re named a Moe’s Hot Player and don’t score expect a barrage of angry Tweets from John Murphy.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

Leave a Reply