by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

The World Juniors hockey tournament is going strong in Buffalo, with the medal round games this week.  But not all the out-of-town fans have been well behaved.  Sports comedian Jeff Wozer checked the police blotters to find out how hockey fans are mis-behaving at the Championship Village.

• Police called to Zippo Warming Area to attend to a domestic dispute between Lauren Hall and Sabre Tooth.

• Rob Ray cited for selling kitchen countertops without proper vending permit. Said Ray, “Yeah, but it’s luxury you can afford.”

• Police called to Championship Headquarters tent to quell a verbal dispute between Cellino & Barnes.

• Lloyd’s Taco food truck driver ticketed for failing to yield to a mascot.

• Zamboni found behind Snowzilla completely stripped.

• Drunk Belarus fan arrested for making out with Shark Girl.

• Police called to investigate unlicensed souvenir vendor selling frozen catheter bags as curling stones.

• Generic food truck vendor cited for taking advantage of European visitors by claiming leaf on weck is a Buffalo specialty.

• Sabretooth arrested in Zippo Warming Area for not having a concealed t-shirt gun carry permit.

• Police called to Championship Headquarters tent after Ville Leino became irate when a Labatts Beer attendant refused to cash his annual $1.2 million check.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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