by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

New Bills Offensive Coordinator Brian Daboll has worked for a number of NFL teams, including the New England Patriots.  So he’s been around Bill Belichick, and now he’s working for Sean McDermott.  What are the differences between those two men?  Sports humorist Jeff Wozer has some ideas.

• McDermott knows the words to the song Happy Birthday.

• McDermott doesn’t sleep in a coffin.

• McDermott doesn’t require a masseuse to work out the knots in his back after smiling.

• McDermott isn’t Facebook friends with Vladimir Putin.

• McDermott doesn’t watch Animal House and ask assistant coaches to whack him in the shins with a knotted stick if he laughs.

• McDermott isn’t blood-related to the Lord of the Ring’s Gollum.

• McDermott doesn’t cut off the sleeves of hooded sweatshirts and then try to sell them on Etsy as homemade neck gaiters.

• McDermott’s office isn’t littered with old body building magazines and empty tubes of Pringles.

• McDermott doesn’t lobby Congress to change the proverb “An apple a day keeps the doctor away” to “An apple a day keeps the media away.”

• McDermott doesn’t send mass e-mails to strangers claiming to be a Nigerian prince.

Jeff has also uncovered Buffalo’s worst selling sports memorabilia and Josh Allen’s biggest apprehensions about joining the Bills.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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