by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

This weekend, during rookie minicamp, Bills top draft pick Josh Allen started to get comfortable wearing the Bills colors and living in WNY.  He still has a lot to learn.  Sports humorist Jeff Wozer has uncovered the top things Allen was overheard saying in the Bills huddle, and how some of that raised the eyebrows of Bills coaches.

• “I hope Kyle Williams doesn’t mind me using his mouth guard.”

• “Hold my e-cigarette while I call this play.”

• “Why is that West-Herr Ford commercial guy acting like he knows football?”

• “Heads up! Here comes this morning’s breakfast burrito.”

• “The Buffalo News’ Jerry Sullivan seems like a nice guy.”

• “As a kid my favorite player was J.P. Losman.”

• “What’s with the pigskins? I’m used to tossing Nerf footballs.”

• “When does practice end? I don’t want to miss today’s Doctor Oz.”

• “See that guy over there? He’s Chad Kelly’s uncle.”

• “I’m going to be famous. I was just interviewed by Spectrum News.”

For more of Jeff’s always humorous takes on Buffalo sports, check out his thoughts on likely Sabres top pick Rasmus Dahlin & the Bison mascot Celery.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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