by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

Josh Allen is ready to begin his career as a Buffalo Bill.  There’s a lot of pressure on him to perform in a new city that is hoping for the next great quarterback.  Sports humorist Jeff Wozer has uncovered Allen’s biggest apprehensions about joining the Bills.

• Read angry Kevin Sylvester Tweet that Erie County DMV has bench seats without backs.

• Team won’t allow him to wear spiked Croc’s.

• Inability to look at offensive coordinator Brian Daboll without asking himself, “What’s the San Diego Padres mascot doing here?”

• The ability to maintain football focus if this year’s fall foliage is especially spectacular.

• Being lied to that the Seneca Niagara Casino has the loosest slots in WNY.

• His lame drawing of Bills logo will get him banned from Allentown Art Festival.

• Dealing with the pressures of knowing Wolf Blitzer will be watching.

• McDermott won’t follow through on draft day promise to hook him up.

• Erie County law that stipulates all professional athletes must rave about Chef’s.

Jeff’s also discovered Allen’s top items overheard in his first huddle.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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