by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

Sean McDermott is celebrating a big Bills win against the Jets.  But it still has been a disappointing second season for the Buffalo head coach.  Sports humorist Jeff Wozer has uncovered McDermott’s top recurring nightmares.

  • A mugger demands, “Your comb or your life.”
  • Family Feud asks contestants to “Name things that are boring” and number one on the list is the Bills offense.
  • Bills go into the 7th round of the 2019 NFL draft without drafting a cornerback.
  • He waves to the Bills fan dressed as Elvis but he doesn’t wave back.
  • His sideline Microsoft Surface tablet plays nothing but a constant loop of Russell Salvatore TV ads.
  • He’s a contestant on Wheel of Fortune and with only the letter “e” missing he can’t solve the word “Process.”
  • He gets into an argument over a parking spot with Alec Baldwin.
  • He’s standing on the rim of the Grand Canyon and asks Nate Peterman to toss him his car keys.
  • Moe’s Hot Player of the game Zach Bogosian scores a goal and he forgets to take advantage of the next-day discount.
  • By seasons end forced to use Monster.com to find a quarterback.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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