by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

With the NFL Scouting Combine starting this week, the intrigue and speculation around the NFL Draft will kick in full bore.  Draftniks love to read all the Mock Drafts they can.  But sports comedian Jeff Wozer thinks that could be trouble.

Top Indications You Spend Way Too Much Time on Mock NFL Drafts

  • You can’t name the mayor of Buffalo but you know the weights of every Alcorn State defensive back.
  • At Starbucks you order a Kiper-cino.
  • When shopping for a new car you ask how fast it goes in 40 seconds.
  • During passionate moments with wife you ask to be called “Mel.”
  • You write the following Yelp review for Office Depot: “Don’t waste your time. Store does not carry Big Draft Boards.”
  • You know more about UCLA quarterback Josh Rosen than his parents.
  • You’re dumbfounded that you’re the only member of Mel’s Mafia.
  • NFL Combine organizers place a restraining order on you.
  • Strongly believe Hillary would had won the Presidential election had she shared her vertical leap.
  • Never once while listening to Mel Kiper have you ever thought, “Damn dude. Get a life.”

Also read Jeff’s take on how life will change for Buffalo’s Emily Pfalzer, an Olympic hockey gold medalist.

 

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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