by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

July is a slow time for sports in Buffalo.  Especially when you are hosting a daily football show on TV & radio.  John Murphy & Steve Tasker co-host One Bills Live every day.  During the summer, they have to dig a little deeper for topics.

Sports humorist Jeff Wozer has uncovered the top rejected segments that the show considered during this slow offseason.

• John Murphy attempts to contact Ralph Wilson via Ouija board.

• Maid of Mist employees who disliked taking guard Wyatt Teller in the 5th round.

• Steve Christie kicks field goals after chugging a quart of generic beer.

• The pros and cons of buying a jock strap from a Dollar Store.

• Broadcast live while eating Duff’s Death Sauce Wings.

• Punt, Pass & Kick Competition between Kevin O’Connell and Don Paul.

• Sizzling summer entertaining tips with Dick Jauron.

• John Murphy provides play-by-play of an electronic football game.

• Best nearby farm communities to steal tractor tires from for outfitting your home CrossFit gym.

• Terry Pegula’s 21 things to look for when buying a team.

Jeff has uncovered other Bills-related developments, including signs a rookie has signed a bad agent and rejected ideas about introducing Bills rookies to WNY.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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