by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

The UB Football team is off to their best start in over 50 years.  That has sports humorist Jeff Wozer thinking of some fun ways that the Bulls are enticing those high level players who have propelled the team to an 8-1 start.

• $50 Gift cards to Gary Pools.

• Makes them aware that Channel 4’s Jacquie Walker types term papers for only $10 per.

• Tuesday night games gives reason to blow off Wednesday classes.

• South campus within walking distance to Amherst neighborhood garage sales.

• Freshest Cheerios in the world.

• Every other year get to experience Akron, Ohio’s fall splendor.

• Lies that CBS plans to use UB football players as weekly extras in its new TV crime series “NCIS: Clarence.”

• On visits, recruits are allowed to take leaks off the Maid of the Mist.

• Emphasizes that UB alum Wolf Blitzer exclusively uses UB football players as his CNN newscast stunt doubles.

• Once a week Mayor Byron Brown uses his spacious car trunk to smuggle two randomly chosen UB football players into the Transit Drive-In.

Paul Peck

Paul Peck is sports broadcaster with over 25 years experience in TV and Radio. He served as sports anchor, reporter, and producer at WIVB for 24 years. In that role, he covered all four Buffalo Bills Super Bowls, the Buffalo Sabres in the Stanley Cup Finals, the NCAA Basketball Tournament and the Daytona 500. He has been the Voice of the UB Bulls Football for 17 seasons, in addition to host of Bulls Athletics TV & Radio shows. Peck also served as the sideline reporter for the Buffalo Bills Football Network, host of the bowling show "Beat The Champ" and announces college basketball for ESPN 3 and Time Warner Cable Sports Channel. He has also been the Master of Ceremonies for the Greater Buffalo Sports Hall of Fame, one of the largest sports banquets in WNY.

Paul is also involved in the local business community, having been a financial advisor at AXA Advisors, and is currently the Vice President of Sports Development at VSP Graphics Group.

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