by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

Plenty of Bills & Sabres fans got team gear for Christmas.  Some of them will also be returning those gifts to the team stores.  Sports humorist Jeff Wozer tracked down the top gifts returned to the Bills & Sabres Stores.

  • DVD titled: “The Bills Greatest Extra Point Kicks.”
  • Ten-pack of smelling salt suppositories.
  • Ceramic candy dish made from gum scraped off the bottom of KeyBank Center seats.
  • Beats by Doctor Pepper.
  • Gift tin of fast food scraps found in between the front seats of Star Lotulelei’s car.
  • Inspirational children’s book: “I Bleed Blue & Gold” by Patrik Berglund
  • Buffalo Bills assistant coaches baby mobile.
  • CD titled: “Doug Allen Sings Slavic National Anthems.”
  • DVD of Buffalo Bills long snapper, Reid Ferguson, Mic’d Up.
  • Sean McDermott’s new line of designer hair scrunchies.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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