by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

Tuesday, the Buffalo Bisons announced a new name for the downtown ballpark.  It will now be known as “Sahlen Field” after a naming rights deal with the local hot dog company.

But sports humorist Jeff Wozer has discovered there were other options that were rejected.

  • Naughty Ned’s Escort Service Stadium
  • Vontae Davis Memorial Field
  • The Buffalo Vapor Bowl
  • Terrasil Fast & Natural Wart Removal Ointment Coliseum
  • Terry Pegula’s Youngest Kid’s Occasional Lemonade Stand Ball Park
  • The United States National Food Mascot Racing Center
  • The Field Formerly Known as Coca-Cola Field
  • Tonawanda Coke Plant Baseball Brownfield
  • Grenada Invasion Memorial Field
  • Mayor Byron Brown’s Love Bunker


Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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