by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

Perry’s Ice Cream is a WNY institution, and because of that always comes up with ice cream flavors connected to our local sports teams.  “Let’s Dough Buffalo” for the Sabres and “One Buffalo” for the Bills.  But in the process of coming up with a Buffalo Bills themed flavor, there were a few ideas that didn’t make it to the freezer.  At least according to Buffalo Sports Page humorist Jeff Wozer.

• Chips McCoy

• Zay’s Butter Pecan Fingers

• Leftover Stadium Vending Food Swirl

• Logan Thomas’s Berries

• McCarron’s Mouth Guard Mango

• Overweight Lineman’s Liposuction Dough

• Hot-Headed Hughes Personal Foul Fudge

• Artificial Turf Raspberry Rash

• Ray-Ray’s Rum-Rum Raisin-Raisin

• Rocky Road to the Playoffs

Check out Jeff’s other inside knowledge on Brian Daboll’s differences between McDermott & Belichick and Buffalo’s worst selling sports memorabilia.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

Leave a Reply