by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

The new Sabres season begins in a little over a week.  There is a lot of excitement from hockey fans, thanks to all the new additions.  But sports humorist Jeff Wozer has discovered that the Sabres marketing team, when looking for a new slogan for the season, did miss the net on a few ideas.

• Come watch millionaires dressed in padded shorts.

• More Swedes than an Ikea board meeting.

• If the game sucks you can always visit Shark Girl.

• We’re hotter than Rob Ryan at a July 4th picnic dressed in corduroy.

• Unlike the Bills, our head coach has hair.

• Our beer vendors don’t check IDs.

• S.A.B.R.E.S.: See A Billionaire’s Really Expensive Splurge.

• Our organist learned a new song.

• No Russ Brandon.

• KeyBank Center – colder than an Alaskan igloo’s toilet seat.


Paul Peck

Paul Peck is sports broadcaster with over 25 years experience in TV and Radio. He served as sports anchor, reporter, and producer at WIVB for 24 years. In that role, he covered all four Buffalo Bills Super Bowls, the Buffalo Sabres in the Stanley Cup Finals, the NCAA Basketball Tournament and the Daytona 500. He has been the Voice of the UB Bulls Football for 17 seasons, in addition to host of Bulls Athletics TV & Radio shows. Peck also served as the sideline reporter for the Buffalo Bills Football Network, host of the bowling show "Beat The Champ" and announces college basketball for ESPN 3 and Time Warner Cable Sports Channel. He has also been the Master of Ceremonies for the Greater Buffalo Sports Hall of Fame, one of the largest sports banquets in WNY.

Paul is also involved in the local business community, having been a financial advisor at AXA Advisors, and is currently the Vice President of Sports Development at VSP Graphics Group.

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