by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

The Sabres have won eight in a row.  Buffalo hockey fans are as excited as they’ve been in years.  Sports humorist Jeff Wozer has seen signs that the bandwagon is getting crowded.

• Mayor Brown has started a GoFundMe page for signing Jeff Skinner.

• Congressman Chris Collins overheard telling fellow politicians they can make millions betting on the Sabres current 66-1 odds to win the Stanley Cup.

• Shark Girl seen making out with Tim Horton statue.

• Kim Jong-un has ordered no nuclear testing during Sabre games

• St. Joseph Cathedral organist now opens every mass with Sabre Dance.

• Crime boss Whitey Bulger was reportedly attacked in his cell after saying, “Sabres suck.”

• Sabre Tooth now dating Taylor Swift.

• The Instigators talk show last week experienced a double-digit ratings gain with Buff State students from NYC expecting to see Knicks highlights on MSG but were too hungover to change the channel.

• Spiking tensions between Sabres Mafia and Bills Mafia for control of the area’s black market for folding tables.

• Jeff Glor announced plans to broadcast the CBS Evening News while sitting on Rob Ray’s lap.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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