by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

-Shark Girl sports a UB Bulls neck tattoo.

-Popular chain store changes name to Bed, Bath & Beyond the Three Point Line.

-Buffalo judges presiding over child custody cases now announce their decisions via possession arrows.

-What some see as a power move, Channel 2’s Adam Benigni preempts Kevin O’Connell’s Rooftop Weather with Rooftop Bracketology.

-Terry Pegula installs a Nerf basketball hoop in his office and immediately declares Buffalo “Hoop Heaven.”

-Basketball, for one week at least, replaces trying to get someone from the county to patch potholes as the area’s true definition of March Madness.

-True Value can’t keep on its shelves basketball net pruning sheers.

-In homage to Dick Vitale, Channel 4’s Don Postles finishes every news story saying “Baby.”

-Bills GM Brandon Beane becomes so engrossed following the tournament he goes 14 minutes without trading or signing someone.

-South Buffalo St. Paddy Day revelers heard yelling “Erin Go to the Rim.”

-Kids are going to the mall to get their picture taken with the Easter Bonnie

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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