by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

Bills fans, enjoy your tailgate party at today’s game against the Titans. But not all tailgate parties are the same.  So are just bad.

  • Kimmelweck rolls are sprinkled with kosher road salt.
  • Tailgate party host lets brats burn while being interviewed by NBC Dateline.
  • Cole slaw serving bowl suspiciously resembles the missing hubcap from the Honda two cars down.
  • Main dish is something called “Glue Trap Surprise.”
  • Car’s exhaust pipe is used to smoke the salmon.
  • To save on face paint host dunks his head into salsa bowl.
  • Attendees stand around a table playing non-alcoholic beer pong.
  • Bean bags for corn hole toss are thawing bags of frozen Birdseye peas.
  • Tailgate party host asks for help in removing the vehicle’s VIN plate.
  • Towering plates of “Vicodin Sliders.”

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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