by Jeff Wozer

Top Things Lance Leipold Did in Detroit to Get the Bulls Ready for the MAC Championship Game

  • -Showed team where he worked as Eminem’s stunt double in the movie 8 Mile.
  • -Delivered inspiring speech telling team they’re playing for the Buffalo cops, dressed in riot gear, maintaining crowd control at Buffalo’s first Chick-fil-A.
  • -Visited the Motown Museum’s famous Michael Jackson’s Evolving Nose exhibit.
  • -Just for fun had team walk into a Detroit china shop wearing Bulls jackets.
  • -Took team to Ralph Wilson’s widow’s house and asked her to buy them stuff. 
  • -Showed team the claw marks on a Days Inn lobby sofa that inspired Michigan native Ted Nugent to write “Cat Scratch Fever.” 
  • -Announced plans to replace sideline injury tent with a sideline injury bounce castle. 
  • -Added needed levity by trying to cross into Windsor, Canada claiming they were the Mormon    Tabernacle Choir. 

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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