by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

Tuesday night, the Sabres lost again.  They dropped a 4-2 decision to the Florida Panthers with the Pegulas watching along with GM Jason Botterill.  Sports humorist Jeff Wozer has uncovered some things overheard during conversations with the owners and the general manager.

  • “Hey Jason, the Cheez Doodles are for all three of us.”
  • “Calm down, Terry. Cardi B didn’t accept my Facebook friend request either.”
  • “Why does Ryan O’Reilly keeping texting, “How do you like me now?”
  • “How long has Joel Quenneville been living on your yacht?”
  • “Hey you two, save that for the hotel room.”
  • “Sorry Jason, but the visiting owners suite bans coolers.”
  • “Tell Harrington if he writes anything negative about me I’ll put a fracking well up his ass.”
  • “Good idea, Jason, bringing these Word Search Puzzles to the game.”
  • “Commissioner Gary Bettman hates when I call him ‘sweet cheeks.’”
  • “Is that Rex Ryan driving the Zamboni?”

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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