by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

Sports humorist Jeff Wozer is digging deep this week.  He’s thinking about former Bills owner Ralph Wilson.  If his ghost was at a seance, what would he say?

• “If you think Al Davis was creepy looking in real life you should see him in the afterlife.”

• “Before I speak assure me that this séance isn’t being recorded by Uber.”

• “Keep Russ Brandon away from my daughter.”

• “When I saw Detroit was removed from the preseason schedule I placed a curse on the offense.”

• “Have you seen Robert Woods play for the Rams? If only we would have drafted him.”

• “There’s a button under my Hall of Fame bust that accesses the bat poles to the Bat Cave.”

• “Sit next to Chris Berman in a Mexican restaurant and you’ll know why he’s called Boomer.”

• “Maybe I should have sold to that Bon Jovi guy.”

• “Don’t tell my wife but my bronze statue has a crush on Shark Girl.”

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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