by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist
Despite an improved team, Sabres attendance is down 6% so far this season. Why? Sports humorist Jeff Wozer has some ideas.
- Doug Allen’s national anthem set list never varies.
Google Maps shows the KeyBank Center located inside Kohl’s on Transit Road in Depew.
Fans fear Maroon 5 will perform in between periods.
Icy KeyBank Center sidewalks always occupied with America’s Funniest Home Videos cameramen.
Organist still locked in his moody Black Sabbath phase.
Tuesday night games directly conflict with ABC’s “American Housewife.”
Players never toss sticks over the glass to bald guys in their 40s.
Money budgets tight since Chik-fil-A opened.
Don’t feel safe seeing Zamboni without a vehicle inspection sticker.
Lactose intolerant fans experience digestive disorders after listening to DJ Milk.