by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

Despite an improved team, Sabres attendance is down 6% so far this season.  Why?  Sports humorist Jeff Wozer has some ideas.

  • Doug Allen’s national anthem set list never varies.
    Google Maps shows the KeyBank Center located inside Kohl’s on Transit Road in Depew.
    Fans fear Maroon 5 will perform in between periods.
    Icy KeyBank Center sidewalks always occupied with America’s Funniest Home Videos cameramen.
    Organist still locked in his moody Black Sabbath phase.
    Tuesday night games directly conflict with ABC’s “American Housewife.”
    Players never toss sticks over the glass to bald guys in their 40s.
    Money budgets tight since Chik-fil-A opened.
    Don’t feel safe seeing Zamboni without a vehicle inspection sticker.
    Lactose intolerant fans experience digestive disorders after listening to DJ Milk.

Paul Peck

Paul Peck is sports broadcaster with over 25 years experience in TV and Radio. He served as sports anchor, reporter, and producer at WIVB for 24 years. In that role, he covered all four Buffalo Bills Super Bowls, the Buffalo Sabres in the Stanley Cup Finals, the NCAA Basketball Tournament and the Daytona 500. He has been the Voice of the UB Bulls Football for 17 seasons, in addition to host of Bulls Athletics TV & Radio shows. Peck also served as the sideline reporter for the Buffalo Bills Football Network, host of the bowling show "Beat The Champ" and announces college basketball for ESPN 3 and Time Warner Cable Sports Channel. He has also been the Master of Ceremonies for the Greater Buffalo Sports Hall of Fame, one of the largest sports banquets in WNY.

Paul is also involved in the local business community, having been a financial advisor at AXA Advisors, and is currently the Vice President of Sports Development at VSP Graphics Group.

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