by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sport Page Humorist

Sports memorabilia is popular in Buffalo, as fans want to remember the games, players and moments they cherish.  But not every piece of Buffalo sports memorabilia is a winner.  Sports humorist Jeff Wozer has discovered the current worst selling items related to our teams.

  • Buddy Nix autographed Lipitor pills.
  • Doug Flutie’s elevator football spikes.
  • Rex Ryan sweater vests being resold as car seat covers.
  • Buffalo Bills Christmas ornaments autographed by Marv Levy.
  • Two-hour DVD of the team’s greatest fair catches.
  • Discounted Buffalo Bills #1 Foam Fingers that plumbers pulled out of clogged New Era Field Toilets during 47-10 loss to New Orleans.
  • Buffalo Bills logoed ankle bracelet cutters.
  • Ceramic Chan Gailey garden gnomes.
  • OJ Simpson autographed shivs.
  • The actual jacket used to cover Streaker Guy’s naughtiness.

Jeff has also discovered Josh Allen’s biggest apprehensions about starting Bills training camp.



Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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