by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

Voice of the Bills & co-host of One Bills Live John Murphy is one of the most respected broadcasters in Buffalo.  But as he works through this sometimes frustrating football season, there are a few things that get under his skin.  Buffalo Sports Page humorist Jeff Wozer has discovered his biggest pet peeves.

• Steve Tasker always enters One Bills Drive studio reeking of new-car smell.

• When interviewing NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell he says, “Please, no questions about football.”

• Loud marching band music makes it hard to nap at halftime.

• People who think he only got the job because he’s Calvin Murphy’s son.

• Sounds contrived when he says, “He punts it top shelf where momma hides the cookies.”

• Coming home after home games and always finding the Pegulas in his hot tub.

• Always having to hurry off air to work his second job as Sabretooth.

• Fans approaching him in the grocery store asking, “Aren’t you Don Postles?”

• Watching Sean McDermott always mistaking the challenge flag for a hanky.

• Steve Tasker never coming through on his promise to get him on the West Herr softball team.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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