by Jeff Wozer, Buffalo Sports Page Humorist

– Secretly maintained ties with the Broncos Mafia.

-Claimed Ballpark Franks were better than Sahlen’s.

– The offensive playbook was limited to three passing plays: Get Open Left, Get Open Right, and Run Tyrod Run.

– On the return flight from the Kansas City game he borrowed Terry Pegula’s neck pillow and never returned it.

– After calling plays from both the booth and the sidelines asked if he could try calling plays from home.

– During daily carpools to work with Brandon Beane and the Pegulas he always vehemently insisted he said shotgun when he didn’t.

– Ran in Buffalo’s annual Thanksgiving Turkey Trot race dressed as Tom Brady.

– When appearing on the John Murphy Show he always shamelessly promoted his book “Rick Dennison’s Favorite Anti-Inflammatory Recipes for a Delicious Life.”

– Sean McDermott seethed with jealousy when Dennison won the team’s actor Jeremy Renner Look-a-Like contest.

– On the return flight from San Diego got into a heated argument with Kim Pegula claiming Roger Moore was a better James Bond than Sean Connery.

– The guy he was playing against in fantasy football during the Bills-Jacksonville game had Shady McCoy, hence the first-and-goal pass.

Jeff Wozer

Nationally touring stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer has performed with some of comedy’s biggest acts – Martin Short, John Oliver, Brian Reagan – and on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas strip, Great American Comedy Festival.

His humor articles have appeared in more than 40 publications including ESPN’s Active.com, Rocky Mountain Sports and the Explorer Club’s Explorer’s Journal.

Prior to veering into comedy he worked as a sports and news director for WFAD in Middlebury, Vermont where he won an Associated Press award for hockey play-by-play. And he spent two years as the play-by-play voice for the Vail Avalanche junior hockey team in Vail, Colorado.

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